Captions At the Yahoo Private Eyes Club, we entertain ourselves by thinking of alternate captions to  pictures from the episodes. This collection is a tribute to the senses of humor of the folks in the club and Simon fans  everywhere. July 2000 August 2000 September 2000 November 2000 December 2000 January 2001 February 2001 March 2001     ©"Simon & Simon" and all of its characters' copyrights are held by Universal City Studios, as are all pictures and quotes on this  site unless otherwise noted. This site is completely nonprofit - I  don't get a dime. On the contrary, it is my hope that the copyright  holders will make more items available for sale so others and I can spend more money!