If
you'd like to make one of these WAVs a permanent sound on your Windows 95/98 system, see the bottom of the page for instructions.
The Simon & Simon theme (of course) .wav file 256KB
The Simon & Simon theme used in the opening of the first season .wav file 619KB
The last verse of the theme with words .wav file 144KB
Rick from "Down Home Country Blues" A little song I like to call "I Ain't In the Band" .wav file 418KB
AJ, Rick, Irene, and Gaines from "Recipe for Disaster" "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" .wav file 102KB
AJ from "The Hottest Ticket in Town" A bit on whimsy on my part .wav file 21KB
AJ, Rick, and Henry from "Emeralds Aren't a Girl's Best Friend" "Oh nooo!" scene in the prison .wav 80 KB
AJ from "Shadows" "What matters is that we take what we are given and we do the best we can with it." .wav 18KB
AJ from "May the Road Rise Up" Scene where he reads about Rick in Jack's journal .wav 181KB
Rick from "May the Road Rise Up" Scene where he reads about AJ in Jack's journal .wav 191KB
Rick, AJ, and Cecilia from "May the Road Rise Up" Scene from whence the episode gets its name .mp3 1.2M
Rick, AJ, and guy at desk from "The Third Eye" A little bit of AJ speaking German .wav 224KB
AJ from "The Bare Facts" AJ's British accent while speaking to the nudist colony .wav 298KB
An interview with Gerald McRaney (after Simon & Simon) .ram file 46 bytes
Mac as 'Dash Goff' on "Designing Women" "You inspire me just standing there." .wav file 10 KB
Mac as 'Dash Goff' again "The kind of woman a man wants in his bedroom when he's sick, and in his bed when he's not." .wav file 24 KB
JP quote from The Bell Jar "Have you ever seen a man naked?" .wav file 215KB
JP quote from The Bell Jar
"I assume you've never gone to bed with anyone" .wav file 10KB
Mac quote from The Night of Bloody Horror Scene between Wesley and girl 'the morning after' a drinking binge
"Did I try-" "Uh-huh." "Uh-huh....Did I do any good?" .wav file 22KB
Same scene from Night of Bloody Horror in video clip form. Warning: this sucker is big .avi file 4.3Mg
Names: Sorry, the names aren´t available at the moment.
Jenny: jennyaj.wav, jennyaj2.wav, jennycongrats.wav, jennyhey.wav, jennyhiaj.wav, jennynewclient.wav, jennyr.wav, jennyr2.wav, jennyspace.wav, jennywait.wav, jennywaits.wav
Judy: hellojudy.wav
Cathy: cathyaj.wav, cathyrick.wav
How to change your computer sounds:
1. First, save the sound of your choice on your computer. Do this by right-clicking on the link for that
sound and selecting "Save Target As". Give it a name and save it somewhere you can find it later. 2. On Windows 95/98, select "Settings" from the Start Menu.
3. Select "Control Panel" 4. Scroll down and double click the "Sounds" icon.
5. You'll see a list of all the reasons your computer makes sounds - such as New Mail Notification, Exit Windows, Exclamation, etc. Pick one that you would like to change and click on it once.
6. Now, lower in the dialogue box, you can see the title of the sound currently being played when new
mail comes in, or whichever situtation you chose. Click "Browse" to choose a new sound. 7. Find where you saved the WAV file and select.
Congratulations, now you can have the Simons talk to you every time you're on the computer! You
should hear mine, it's a regular conversation. ;)
(Any problems, feel free to email me. However, I'm only familiar with Windows 95 and Windows 98. For
other systems, I suggest checking your 'help' file.)
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