Have You Hugged Your Private Detective Today?

Directed by Kim  Manners

Written by Thomas & Jo Perry

Synopsis: AJ's devastation over losing Liz is apparent in his sudden sexual binge. Rick, who'd come over to watch Dr. Dorothy on AJ's television, was  surprised and discomfited when the beautiful lady du jour appears in the  living room. After she leaves, AJ stumbles down to the living room to find  his very concerned brother ready to give him a lecture.

AJ doesn't want  to hear it, and is extremely uncomfortable when the sex therapist Dr. Dorothy herself shows up at his door. However, she's not here to counsel  AJ, she's come to hire them to find out who killed one of the sexual  surrogates in her employ.

Since she  refuses to give the Simons a client list, they start by looking into the other surrogates - specifically, by having AJ go to one as a supposedly wealthy and blackmailable client. Rick then goes in as an employee of AJ's  'father' to try to buy information. However, the surrogate is law-abiding  and kicks Rick out.

Meanwhile, AJ  gets arrested for getting in a fight with a jealous husband at a bar. He  is still very defensive when Rick comes to pick his erring brother up from  the police station. However, he cheers right up when Rick offers to let  him have a look at his 'little black book', a first in the young Simon's  life.

They also talk to Lila, an old friend of the victim. She says knows nothing, but it turns out she's having an affair with her own therapist, Dr. Dorothy's colleague  - Dr. Karl Chadway. He could lose his license over it and the victim had  been blackmailing him, so he killed her. The Simons arrive in the nick of time to save Dr. Dorothy from meeting the same fate.

AJ, meanwhile, has learned his lesson - he won't stop looking for women, but he's once  again looking for Miss Right, not Miss Right Now. Well, okay, maybe not, but he's at least decided to slow down.

Ummm...let's just say he's going to enjoy himself again.

Review

The plot was ho-hum, but the interaction between characters was priceless.

Rick's obvious discomfort around AJ's lovely houseguest is hilarious. He fidgets, he squirms, he looks at her, he Doesn't Look at her, he checks to see if his interest is showing, all of  which made me laugh through the whole scene. Great comic  performance.

JP is adorable as the exhausted and wobbly AJ, searching desperately for a cup of coffee to drink before dealing with his disapproving brother.

Very interesting exchange between the brothers there. Rick could easily have  sat back and enjoyed 'quail hunting' with AJ, say with the olive oil  wrestlers he mentions in the end. But he doesn't. He's not objecting  morally, thank goodness. That would have been too much hypocrisy from Rick  and I'm glad AJ brought that up. Rick's response is to say that you have to work up to this level of womanizing over years, but I don't think that's his real objection. I believe he's objecting because of the way AJ is doing it. AJ's acting like a man desperate to stay drunk so he can  forget the pain, except the drink of choice here is sex.

When it gets AJ into trouble with the husband, Rick's response is even more interesting. He doesn't try to force AJ to stop, he offers his own list of women so his younger brother can at least stay out  of that kind of trouble. My opinion only - I think Rick knew he didn't  have the power to make AJ stop, so he did the only thing he could. I noticed we never see Rick actually giving any numbers to the blonde boy, though. It isn't until AJ gets his act together that we see Rick feel free to once  again invite AJ on his sexual exploits.

JP did a great job of portraying a man who's defensive and in pain. I enjoyed so much about his performance in this episode, from lashing out to the guy with  satyriasis to becoming a happy-go-lucky kid when Rick offers up his women. And then switching back to the disapproving AJ at the end.  Priceless.

One thing I particularly enjoyed about this  episode was the obvious closeness to Town. He could easily have been the third brother, not just a friend. From wiping AJ's nose while the boy's in handcuffs to ganging up with Rick to tease AJ about the sexual surrogate, he's become a member of the family. I also liked how he really didn't even have to suggest the brothers break into the victim's apartment - they were  already on their way to do it by the time he got around to it. This kind  of deep friendship is just great to see, not just between the two Simons,  but between the three men. I hope I never have to choose between Janet and  Town as best recurring character, because it would be an awfully close  race.

So, the  camaraderie was wonderful, even if the plot wasn't spectacular. I found myself not really caring about who killed the victim, I just wanted to see more of the great interactions, which this episode provided, so it gets 4  Camaros. The rest of the photos are here.

4  out of 5 Camaros


 

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