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C’est Simon, part one
“Any friend of Dad’s bears watching.” – Rick
“Henri’s gotta be in some kind of trouble.” - A.J.
“Damn right, he’s in trouble! The guy dumped our mom, A.J.!”– Rick
(In Paris)
“They know we’re Americans.” – A.J.
“How do they know that??” – Rick
A.J. just stares at his southern-accented, cowboy-hat wearing, duffel-bag-carrying brother.
A Little Wine with Murder?
(Referring to the last time they were in the morgue)
“We brought the guy back in one piece….okay, two pieces. Big deal.”- Rick
(In a restaurant)
Stocky female customer A.J. is waiting on - “I’ll have some spinach noodle appetizer,
some cream of mushroom soup, the stuffed breast of chicken with the raspberry sauce… (A.J. starts to put pad away) …broccoli with hollandaise sauce, double baked potato, (he tries to put pad away again) and the chocolate soufflé….and waiter, do you have some Sweet and Lite for my coffee?”
(Seated at a table – Donna Kendall, A.J., Rick, and Town)
Donna, seductively to A.J. – “I really am grateful.”
Rick, dryly to Town – “You get the feeling you and I just left the table?”
The Dark Side of the Street
A.J., to customer on phone, as he gets drenched by Rick – “Would you hold on a minute, please, while I kill my brother?”
A.J., as an aside to Taylor Martin – “Don’t worry, I won’t tell him about the panty raid on the Sigma Tau house.”
Taylor’s future father-in-law – “I thought that was a fraternity.”
A.J., quickly – “It was a very embarrassing moment for us, sir.”
Head of department store security – “Everyday, a war is waged in these aisles.”
Rick, wryly – “Any survivors?”
What Goes Around Comes Around
“Who wants to play the ‘Friday night jerk’?” – Rick
“Who’s best at it?” – A.J., pointedly.
Who Killed the 60s?
“I know you.” – Rick, as he tries to remember Anita
“It’s been a long time.” – Anita, giving a hint
“I’ll never forget the night we had together...” – Rick
“We never had a night together.” – Anita
“…and I’ve never forgiven you.” - Rick
Break a Leg, Darling
(Seeing Rick onstage during the play) "Is that your son, Cecilia?" - Friend
"It looks like him." - Cecilia
"I didn't know he was an actor."
"Neither did I." - Cecilia
"Neither does he." - Town
Almost Completely Out of Circulation
"What's paranoid?" - young Patrick
"Caution in the 80s." - Rick
"Patrick, you can't hire us." - AJ
"Why not?" - Patrick
"Yeah, why not?" - Rick
"Because he's not an adult." - AJ
"That again. I hear that all the time from my mom." - Patrick
"Yeah, me too." - Rick
Our Fair City
"You know what the smart thing to do would be, of course." - AJ
""Sure. Leave." - Rick
"We're not going to do the smart thing, are we?" - AJ
"Why start now?" - Rick
"Did you think it would work?" - Rick
"No! Did you?" - AJ
"No." - Rick
"Do you want to know what I thought?" - Town
"NO!" - Rick and AJ
"Good." - Town
Enter the Jaguar
"Has either of you been bird watching?" - Professor Wilbur
"No, but we can wing it." - Rick
Mickey Mouse Mob
"Mr. Simon?" - Client
"Yes, I am AJ Simon. This is my nemesis, Rick." - AJ
Marlowe, Come Home
"This dog is the most worthless beast in the animal kingdom!" - Mr. Gorman
"Next to my brother." - AJ
(To Rick) "I know I gripe about hair on the furniture, the fleas, the mud that he tracks in,
but I could say worse about you. In fact, I usually do." - AJ
"Mister, you're tippytoeing around crimes like extortion, grand theft auto, grand theft dog..." - Rick
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