Details at Eleven

Directed by  Corey Allen

Written by Philip DeGuere

Synopsis: It's the story of lovely lady, who was bringing up two very lovely boys. They were two men, not like each other, the youngest one had poise.

It's the story of a man named Myron who was busy with one girl of his own. She had blue  eyes, like the Simons, but she was all alone.

'Til the one day when the brothers met this lady and we knew we're gonna have lots of fun, watching all of them deal with each other on Simon &  Simon.

Okay,  okay...but that is what it's about, isn't it? ;)

The  stepdaughter (Markie Post) of a news anchorman running for office (Peter  Graves), Carolyn, discovers he is bribing public officials on behalf of  some very shady organized characters. She grabs the written proof, places  it in a book at the library, and heads to Mexico to be with her  boyfriend.

The girl's mother hires the Simons to find her. After checking her apartment, they find a library book number, but before they can follow up they find out about the boyfriend in Mexico. They drive to Ensenada and locate her. She  thinks they're the bad guys while the bad guys are misdirected by her  boyfriend.

She also writes  a letter to her mother telling her what her stepfather is doing and where to find the proof. By the time Carolyn believes the Simons are the good guys, her mother has received the note and headed to the library.

Long story short, the Simons get Carolyn back to the library only to find out the mother is in on the bribery and has unknowing led the bad guys there as well.

The Simons escape with Carolyn and take her to the police, who then arrest the  stepfather. The mother doesn't have charges brought against her and  Carolyn decides to see her after a night spent partying with Rick, AJ, and  Janet.









Review

Have you ever  woken up thinking, "Gee, I really hope I can see Peter Graves in a bathing suit today"?

Neither have I,  and after watching this episode, I don't think it's gonna come up much in the future, either.

In many ways,  this is like the first episodes of most series. It's a bit rough  plot-wise, has some bad acting, looks like it was produced on a shoestring  budget, and rushes to get all of the main characters  introduced.

I'll start with  the plot. First, we have a daughter who discovers a horrible secret about  her stepfather. But she doesn't go to her mother. She doesn't go to the police. She goes to the library. There she deposits the only proof of her stepfather's treachery in a book, assuming  that no one will check it out or that anything else might happen to it.  Then she runs off to Mexico to be with her boyfriend where she's not  really protected by the policia, and where she can be tracked down fairly  easily. Okay, so she's not terribly bright.

It must run in the family. If her mom was in on the political bribery, why on earth would  she hire private detectives to find her daughter? Especially since her  daughter could tell them about all the bad stuff. She could have asked around and found her as easily as Rick and AJ did, without involving third  parties with a habit of upholding the law. (Well, a habit of making sure other folks are upholding the law, at least) And since the stepfather wasn't just going along with the mother to be sure the kid is safe, why would he risk hiring private detectives? Doesn't make sense.

Okay, on to the  bad acting. I'm guessing Connie, the blonde in the beginning wasn't hired for her acting talent because she pretty much didn't have any. Neither did the goons, the border smuggler, the folks in the cantina, Chuy, or Myron's PI. Not great odds.

As for being produced on a shoestring budget, well, it probably was. The free-floating camera work that jiggled as it followed the action and the jerky editing just smell of amateurs. Not to mention the bright light they used to illuminate the street outside the office in the end - you could see it plain as day in the door's glass panes.

Rushing to get all of the main characters in - did Myron really need to be in this episode? He really didn't do anything to forward  the plot, just provided some comic moments. Mainly, he was there because  DeGuere wanted to establish who he is, regardless of the plot.

Same goes for  Cecilia. When the brothers started arguing about who would call 'her', I  assumed they were talking about Janet. She seemed to be their errand gal  so far, so why deal with Mom's disapproval? Ah yes, because we needed to meet the boys' mother.

Not that I object to either Myron or Cecilia being there, but it would've been nice if there had actually been a reason for it.

Okay, all that said, what made this stand apart from the first episodes of other series  was the fact that the main actors had the chemistry and the ability from the very start. Gerald McRaney and Jameson Parker are Rick and AJ Simon. Jeannie Wilson is Janet, the gal with sexual tension to spare. Eddie Barth is Janet's disapproving and competitive father. Mary Carver is those boys' mother. Not only are the dynamics there between characters, but they happen to be damn good actors, too. Thank you, Mr. DeGuere for having great taste in performers!

I've always thought Rick's taste in clothing was...whimsical. But in this episode, he becomes a full-blown fashion victim for a while. What was with that outfit? And that collar. Rick, honey, the 70s ended two years ago -  let it go! Thankfully, he looked great in the rest of the  episode.

Also, may I say  I loved it when Rick went into Older Brother mode about calling Mom. No particular reason, it's just fun to watch Mac go from pleading to ordering in .05 seconds. And it's even funnier that they immediately switch to a  shot of AJ calling her.


I also loved Janet's response when Myron tells her the Simons are only after one thing. "Yes, I know. Aren't they cute?" You go, girl. How  adorable was AJ's big grin and Rick's little squinch?

There was  really only one...well, two things that surprised me about this episode. First, that AJ brought up breaking and entering and Rick groaned. In later years, Rick's ready and willing with his credit card or lockpick tools out before AJ knows there's a door.

The second thing was Rick's familiarity with Janet. It takes two kisses by the jail cell for her to start complaining, and even then it's  not all that adamant. I can easily believe it of Rick, but I'm shocked  that Janet had already accepted him after he stole AJ away from her. Not  that I'm complaining - I'm glad to be able to watch the two of them  flirting - I just didn't expect it. Then again, if I were Janet, I'd  forgive him pretty quickly, too.

Though it has  its flaws, it's still an enjoyable ride.

Chachi's Review

Rick and AJ are hired for a job to locate a missing person, they unknowingly  were being watched and while going through the apartment, they are  arrested. AJ shows his P.I. license as if they were going to back off,  while "always the street smart" Rick holds out his wrists to be cuffed. It was probably just as well because something just didn't appear right to  Rick.

Janet bails them out of jail only to find Myron very upset because his client, Wade Christianson, the news anchorman, has fire Myron's agency. To make matters worse, Christianson wants to hire Rick and AJ.

As they arrive at Wade Christianson's home, he hires the Simons to find her  and if they do within a few days, he'll throw in a bonus. Being told she  probably went to Mexico, Rick and AJ go to Encinada where they locate her  car, well, actually Rick tells AJ to let him handle it and he pays the kid to tell him where the car is, only to find the kid pointing down the street.

Now, Caroline, the client's daughter, and her friend spot the Simons and try to  trick them but the friend takes off and he is followed by some unhappy thug friends of Caroline's father. She decides to trust Rick and AJ when  her friend, Chuy, shows up bleeding. It comes out that she discovered her  step father was doing illegal transactions and that's why she ran away - because she seen him. She also wrote her mother a letter telling her so, and told her mother she could not allow him to be elected to city council.

Rick arranges for them to be smuggled over the border, of course to AJ's objection because he has to leave his car in Mexico for the  time being. Rick informs AJ he has to call their mother so she can pick them up once their over the border, but again AJ protests, "You have to,  she likes you better" Rick tells his brother. As AJ keeps giving him a hard time we hear the first of the imfamous "rickisms" "AJ, get your butt in there," (to the phone to make the call.)

Cece's first question to Caroline as she gets in the car is,  "this trouble you're in, are either of them responsible? "No" answers Caroline, "then don't you worry, my boys will take care of everything,"  she assures Caroline sounding very much like Ma Barker.

Janet has already checked out a book that AJ had on a piece of paper in his pocket, when he told Janet he didn't write it, she told him it was a library reference number and he asked her to check out the book. Now, he had forgotten all about it until they arrive back at the  office and there Caroline mentions why she ran away and she hoped her mother maybe didn't get the letter, that she had hid evidence in a book at the library.

Janet brings out the papers that she was going to use as proof, she calls her mother but she already got the letter and was on the  way to the library. Once there, she discovers her mother told Wade and the gangsters are there waiting to get the papers.

Caroline sees AJ giving her a high sign because Rick already thought of a way out, Carolie hands the empty book to her mother . Rick  tips the shelves on the thugs to prolong them as they get away.

They arrive at the station where her step father is on the air and now realizes he's caught. Janet tells Caroline that although she's still in law school, she does not think her mother would be charged. It ends with them going to have dinner and AJ asking about his car, I had also forgot to mention that their trip over the border including them  hiding in a truckload of chickens.

I  would just like to say that although I prefer the older & wiser Simons  of the last four seasons (probably because I'm older), I still treasure  the fact of being able to follow them for eight seasons, because down that road are some glorious hugs to look forward to, some very tender moments I  would never miss and the fact that Rick and AJ Simon have found a place in  my heart that is as much evident now in reruns, almost twenty years later  as they were the day this episode aired.

3  out of 5 Camaros

 

 

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