Recipe for Disaster

Directed by  Mike Vejar

Written by Richard Chapman

Synopsis: A mother comes to the Simons worried because her young daughter, Irene, has disappeared with her ex-husband. She thinks he's gone to Mexico where he works for an oil company. Despite AJ's reservations, Rick jumps at the chance to go search in his old  stomping grounds for the little girl.

The father,  Steve Gaines, was unaware that his daughter had hidden away in his truck  until she pops out of his back seat. Before he can call her mother to  arrange for her to go back, his bosses at the oil company shanghai him  back to the worksite. It turns out that Gaines is concerned that the oil  company's plans will result in an explosion that will destroy a small  Mexican town. By using Irene as leverage, the boss talks him into going through with it against his conscience.

AJ and Rick  arrive on the scene. AJ finds the girl's message of 'help' written on the  hotel room wall. Rick goes undercover and gets a rib broken in a suspicious accident. Gaines finds out the two PIs are nosing around and  meets with them after his boss agrees to let the girl go back with them. At first he tries to do what the company tells him to, but the Simons' new  toy, a voice stress analyzer, gives away his lies. He admits his suspicions and the Simons make plans with him to save the small town.

After the  Simons leave with the girl, Gaines arranges to blow up the company's  explosives before they can be used underground. He flees in a truck, but the bad guys catch up with him in a helicopter while the Simons are almost run off the road by a company 18 wheeler. They double back, collect  Gaines, and manage to blow up the helicopter with a kerosene lamp.

The Simons,  father, and daughter ride off, singing yet another round of "100 Bottles  of Beer on the Wall."







Review:

"Be good for Daddy."

"I will."

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Actually, I enjoyed the fact that she wasn't a perfect little angel. Much more realistic that she be a loud-mouthed brat. Rarely have the Simon boys been so outmatched. Kudos to both men for staying gentle with her no matter how obnoxious she behaved. It's not many men who would simply put her in the backseat after she's taken his car for a joyride, no matter how brief.

Okay, let's start with Rick's new toy, the $300 Voice  Stress Analyzer. As a side note, I saw one on sale at eBay for $700 just last month. Good ol' inflation will get ya every time. What a great toy  for a PI, though. I'm amazed they didn't keep this sucker around for the  whole series. I'm curious, though - if it was an actual VSA, it can obviously be fooled by actors. Most of what was said wasn't 'true', it was  a script, yet the little green light blinked away. I can't help but wonder  if it was a fake or if they just acted that well. Hmmm...

The scene where Gaines let his daughter drive the truck brought back memories of the good old days, when parents could do that without risking arrest. My mom used to let me sit on her lap, her  controlling the brake and gas like Gaines did, while I oh so carefully steered the car at 5mph through the neighborhood. Nowadays, the kid can't  be in the front seat, much less anywhere near the wheel. I realize that  kids are safer in safety seats in the back, but I can't help but feel  there are times when breaking the rules carefully is just fun. Wait, how'd  that soap box get in here?? ;)

Slight sarcastic note - poor Irene, she must suffer from a growth defect. The picture taken '3 years ago' that her mom gives the Simons shows absolutely no change in Irene. I mean, would it have killed them to say it was taken last summer during a custody visit?

One  more question about the girl and then I'll move on - when she drives off  AJ's Chevy, how is she reaching the pedals?? I can buy that maybe she  coasted during the little joyride, maybe the idle's running high which propelled the car forward, whatever, but she brought that car to a gentle stop and her legs just aren't that long. It wasn't a quick jerk of a stop  that would indicate she went straight to park, so she must've braked. Little things like this just bug me.

Did anyone else notice that AJ (or maybe I should say JP) went into a southern accent when he was talking to the little girl? Suddenly,  he's saying things like "Darlin', you better sit right down or Uncle  Rick'll come back there and make ya." I wonder where that came from? Maybe  that's what AJ sees as how to talk to kids - after all, that's how Rick talked to him when he was a kid. Or maybe JP just finds accents as contagious as I do. It's precious, but a little out of place.

Also, what an adorable scene between AJ and his mom. JP really  pulls off the "MoOOom" when she mentions staying away from "things that go  bump in the night." Too cute.

Onto Mac. I wonder if he enjoyed playing at working a job he really did in life? When Mac was working at the New Orleans  Repertory Company, he did six months stints as a mud-logger, and Rick reveals in this episode he's done the same work. It must have been Mac's  influence, mud-logging's not common enough for that to be a coincidence. Neat, neat, neat. May I also say he looked quite the hunk in this  outfit...

While overall I loved his sighs, moans, and groans of torture at Irene's antics, he has the only bit of bad acting I've ever seen him do. When AJ is telling the story of the evil Pirates of Pittsburgh, Rick barks out a terribly forced laugh that smacks of amateurism. I guess the reason this stood out so glaringly is that Mac always makes acting look so easy and smooth that you forget he's acting.  Ah well, everybody has bad days. One in twenty years is nothing to complain about.

And  lastly, Mac has said in interviews that the quickest way to empty a room  is to ask him to sing. Even though it's only "100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall," I think he's got a very nice singing voice. That end scene where he starts the song is one of the very few times I've heard him sing alone without accompaniment, and he's great! Too bad he doesn't believe it - I'd  like to hear more of it.

Though I'm nitpicking this episode, I enjoyed it. It's fun to watch this little demon wrap two grown men around her fingers without  using bright smiles or tears - just her youth. I'll give it four Camaros.

Oh,  and tip for the Devil - if you ever want to lead me into temptation, take this form. It'll work every time. ;)

4 out of 5 Camaros

 

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